The Bill Of NON-Rights

The following has been attributed to Lewis Napper, a Jackson , Mississippi computer programmer.

He didn’t expect his essay — a tart 10-point list of “rights” Americans don’t have — to become an

Internet legend.



‘We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to  help everyone get along, restore some

semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure

the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try

one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt

ridden, delusional. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by

the Bill of  Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights.’



You do not  have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth.. More power to

you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing  anything.



You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means

freedom for everyone — not  just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different

opinion, etc.; but the world is full of dummies, and probably always will  be.



You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be

more careful; do not expect  the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently




You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be

found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation

after generation of professional couch potatoes who  achieve nothing more than the creation of another

generation of professional couch potatoes.



You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing,

we’re just not interested in public health care.



You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or

kill someone, don’t be surprised if the rest of us want to see you get the blue juice.



You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or

services of other citizens, don’t be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place

where you still won’t have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure..



You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along

in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational

training laid before you to make yourself useful.



You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE

happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are  unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws

created by those of you who were confused by the Bill  of Rights.



This is an English speaking country. We don’t care where you came from, English is our language.

Learn it!





You do not have the right to change our country’s history or heritage. This country was founded on the

belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith

at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history,

sorry if you are uncomfortable with it.

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